A few weeks back I was driving on Market St. through the Castro with my friend Hilary. A billboards we drove by said something like, “Adult Titles The Whole Family Can Enjoy”. Somehow that sparked a conversation with us listing the funniest porno titles…her favorite being “Glad-He-Ate-Her”.
Obvious blog subject!!!
As it turns out, when you Google “best porn movie names”, one of the top 3 sites is http://www.wikiporno.org/wiki/Best_Porn_Movie_Names . Now, not only is this a list of every movie-based porno title list 400 films long, but the site is called “wikiporno”…That’s some real interneting!
Anyway, I sorted the list and edited out the ones I didn’t understand, didn’t know the movie or that made me gag….here you go:
| A Tale of Two Titties | Missionary: Impossible | |
| A Wet Dream on Elm Street | Monster’s Balls | |
| Add Momma To The Train | Monty’s Python and the Holey Girl | |
| Alice in Penisland | Mortal Kumbutt | |
| 101 Fornications | Moulin Splooge | |
| 2069: A Sex odyssey | Mr. Hollands Anus | |
| 21 Hump Street | Much Ado About Fucking | |
| 28 Gays Later | Muffy The Vampire Layer | |
| A Beautiful Grind | Mutiny on the Booty | |
| A Bitch Called Wanda | My Bare Lady | |
| A Clockwork Orgy | My Best Friends Wetting | |
| A Few Hard Men | My Big Fat Greek Cock | |
| A League Of Their Moan | My Foul Lady | |
| A Midsummer Night’s Cream | My Three Sluts | |
| A Penis Runs Through It | National Pornographic’s Animal Kingdom | |
| A Rear and Present Danger | Natural Born Thrillers | |
| Ally McFeel | Night Of The Giving Head | |
| Almost Anus | NYDP Blew | |
| American Booty | Object Of My Erection | |
| American History XXX | Oh She’s Eleven | |
| Anal-ize This | Orifice Space | |
| Anus and Andy | Passenger 69 | |
| Anus the Menace | Pee-wee Sperming’s Big Adventure | |
| Armaget-it-on | Penetrator 2 | |
| As Good As Head Gets | Phallus in Wonderland | |
| Ass Ventura: Smut Detective | Pimped By An Angel | |
| Assablanca | Playmate Of The Apes | |
| Ate Men Out | Pleasure Island | |
| Bang Her Sisters | Pokeahotass | |
| Bare Witch Project | Politically Erect | |
| Bat Dude and Throbin | Poltergash | |
| Battlestar Orgasmica | Poop Dreams | |
| Beaver and Buttface | Porn on the 4th of July | |
| Beaverly Hills Cop | Privates of the Carribean | |
| Ben-Hur Over | Pulp Friction | |
| Between the Cheeks | Pumping Irene | |
| Beverly Hills 9021-HO | Queer and Present Danger | |
| Beverly Hills Cock | Rack Star | |
| Bi-Curious George | Raider of the Lost Ass | |
| Big Trouble in Little Vagina | Rambone | |
| Black Cock Down | Rear And Pleasant Danger | |
| Blast from the Pants | Rebel Without a Condom | |
| Bone Alone | Reservoir Bitches | |
| Bonfire Of The Panties | Riding In Boys With Cars | |
| Booty and the Beast | Riding Miss Daisy | |
| Bruce Allmeaty | Robin’s Wood | |
| Buffy the Vampire Layer | RoboCock | |
| Buttman Forever | Rocky Horny Picture Show | |
| Caddysnatch | Romancing the Bone | |
| Cape Rear | Romeo in Juliet | |
| Captain Hooker and Peter Porn | Saturday Night Beaver | |
| Charlie’s Anals | Schindler’s Fist | |
| Children Of The Cornhole | Schlong Blade | |
| Chinny Chinny Gang Bang | School of Hard Cocks | |
| Choke-A-Hontas | Screw The Right Thing | |
| City Lickers | Scrotal Recall | |
| City Of Anals | Sex Lives of the Rich and Famous | |
| Clittbanger | Sex Toy Story | |
| Close Encounters of the Nude Kind | Sex Trek: The Next Penetration | |
| Cockodile Dun-me | Sex with the City | |
| Crimson Ride | Sexcalibur | |
| Crouching Penis | Sexless In Seattle | |
| Cum and Cummer | Sexorcist | |
| Cumming to America | Shakespeare in Lust | |
| Cunt Hardly Wait | Shavers of the Lost Ass | |
| Dangerous Behinds | Shaving Amy | |
| Das Butt | Shitty Shitty Bang Bang | |
| Dawson’s Crack | Silence of the Loins | |
| Debbie Does Deliverance | Sinderella | |
| Deep Space 69 | Single White SheMale | |
| Desperately Spanking Susan | Six Degrees Of Penetration | |
| Dial M for Missionary | Sleazy Rider | |
| Die Hard-on | Sleeping Booty | |
| Dildo Baggins: Lord of the Wangs | Snatch Me If You Can | |
| Divine Secretions of the Vaja Sisterhood | Snow White and the Seven Inches | |
| Doing John Malkovich | Some Like It Big | |
| Done In 60 Seconds | South Pork | |
| DP2: The Mighty Phucks | Sperminator | |
| Drilling Miss Daisy | Sperms of Endearment | |
| E3: The Extra-Testicle | Splatman | |
| Earth Girls Are Sleazy | Spray it Forward | |
| Easy Ride Her | Star Whores | |
| Eating Ryan’s Privates | Star Whores: Return Of The One-Eye | |
| Ed’s Wood | Starship Wankers | |
| Edward Penishands | Starsky & Hump | |
| Ejacula | Summer of 69ing | |
| Emission Possible | Swallow Hal | |
| Enema of the State | Swallow Man | |
| Erectnophobia | Sweet and Sour Porked | |
| Everybody Does Raymond | Tales from the Clit | |
| Face Jam | Tango and Gash | |
| Fast Times At Deep Crack High | Tea Bagger Vance | |
| Fatal Erection | Teenage Mutant Ninja Dildoes | |
| Feeling Forrester | The 69th Sense | |
| Ferris Bueller Jerks Off | The Air Down There | |
| Field Of Wet Dreams | The Bare Bitch Project | |
| Fill Bill | The Big Sleazy | |
| Flesh Gordon | The Blown Ranger | |
| Florence Hump | The Cum of all Queers | |
| Forrest Hump | The Cunt For Red October | |
| Frankenpenis | The Da Vinci Load | |
| Free My Willy | The Deer Humper | |
| Free Will Humping | The Dirty Dozen Inches | |
| Frisky Business | The Dominatrix Unloaded | |
| Frosty the Blowman | The Empire Likes Crack | |
| FudgePac Man | The Genital’s Daughter | |
| Full Latex Jacket | The Hairy Bitch Project | |
| Full Metal Jackoff | The Howard Sperm Show | |
| G.I. Came | The Hunt for Miss October | |
| Gangbangs Of New York | The Iron Giant Vibrator | |
| Genital Hospital | The Italian Blow Job | |
| Geranalmo! | The Joy Suck Club | |
| Get Harder | The Knights Of Cumalot | |
| Ghostbangers | The Last Anal Hero | |
| Girls On The Wood | The Laying of the Shrew | |
| Girlz n the Hood | The Legend in Bagger’s Pants | |
| Glad-He-Ate Her | The Little Spermaid | |
| Gonad the Barbarian | The Load Warrior | |
| Good Will Humping | The Loin King | |
| Great Sexpectations | The Long Ranger | |
| Hairy Movie | The Lust Boat | |
| Hairy Pooter and the Sorcerer’s Bone | The Man With the Golden Penis | |
| Happy Getsmore | The Mask of Porno | |
| Homo Alone | The Naked Bun | |
| Horny Python and the Bony Tail | The Next Penetration | |
| How Stella Got Her Tube Packed | The Object of My Erection | |
| How to Screw a Guy in Ten Minutes | The Penetrator | |
| Howard the Fuck | The Pourne Identity | |
| Hump Up The Volume | The Queer Hunter | |
| Humped Back at Notre Dame | The Replacement Drillers | |
| I Cream on Jeannie | The Rodfather | |
| I Know What You Did With The Plumber | The Screwman Show | |
| In and Out in Beverly Hills | The Sex Family Robinson | |
| In Diana Jones and the Temple of Poon | The Sex Files | |
| Inspect Her Gadget | The Sexorcist | |
| Intercourse With a Vampire | The Shawwank Redemption | |
| Invasion of the Booby Snatchers | The Silence Of The Tramps | |
| Itty Bitty Gang Bang | The Sixth Inch | |
| Jack/Off | The Slutty Professor | |
| James Bond: Goldenshower | The Sorpornos | |
| Jungle Beaver | The T & A Team | |
| Kinky Business | The Temple Of Poon | |
| Laid in Japan | The Usual Sexpects | |
| Laid in Manhattan | The Whole Nine Inches | |
| Lap Dances with Wolves | The Whore of the Worlds | |
| Last Action Whore | The Wonder Rears | |
| Lawrence of a Labia | The XXX Files | |
| Legally Blown | There’s Something About Mary’s Vagina | |
| Legs Wide Open | Thighs Wide Shut | |
| Legs Wide Shut | Threesomes Company | |
| License To Thrill | Throbbin’ Hood | |
| Lickboxer III | Tight Club | |
| Little Shop of Whores | Tits A Wonderful Life | |
| Looking for Mr. Goodsex | Titty in Pink | |
| Lord of the Cock Rings | Titty Lickers | |
| Lost in Penetration | To Drill a Mockingbird | |
| Lust in Space | To Live and Shave in LA | |
| Lust of the Mohicans | Top Bum | |
| Malcolm XXX | Twin Cheeks | |
| Married With Hormones | Varsity Blows | |
| Mary Bobbings | Waiting To XXXhale | |
| Mating for Guffman | When Harry Ate Sally | |
| Men In Black Women | White Girls Can’t Fuck | |
| Mickey Blue Balls | Whore Of The Worlds | |
| Mighty Dicks | Willie Wanker At The Fudge Packing Factory | |
| Miracle on 69th Street | Womb Raider | |
| Mission Erotica | XXX-Men | |
| Missionary Impossible | You’ve Got Male! |
-b
very amusing,
I particularly laughed at Mr. Hollands Anus and My Big Fat Greek Cock
you’re ridiculous.
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